Post HP7. Hermione Granger FINALLY gets a clue. Severus Snape freaks and goes to America. A few laughs, a bit of angst, and lots of love. A lighthearted SSHG romantic murder mystery that reeks of blooming maturity, imperfection, and Sherlock Holmes.
Neville Longbottom gets bitten on the honker by a nargle. Luna Lovegood owns a boar named Bilbo. When will I stop? When JKR tells me to, that daft Gryffindor. Cute drabbles about a favorite fanon pairing, along with snippets of the Quibbler.
Snape's got an issue with Slughorn's impending blindness in this silly story that is set during HBP, and so Snape writes a little Wizard Tale in his journal. Purely silly little oneshot to celebrate new movie. Hope you enjoy it.
Post HP7. Oh, phooey, Snape became a ghost. What kind of torment will he wreak now? He certainly will not become editor of the Quibbler, chief investigator of other ghosts' psychological states, best pals with the Bloody Baron, or Irma Pince's lover.
In a world where Voldemort vanquishes Harry, darkness takes over and death becomes the most desirable end for Hermione. However, she discovers a protector secretly on her side who wants to work bring light back to the world. He needs her help, though. HGS
A slightly AU oneshot that mostly consists of Snape's secret thoughts on Christmas. The rest is pretty predictable. Originally composed for my story "HP and the Mistaken Identity" but significantly edited to stand on its own.
Just another 'What If'...What if Voldemort decided at the last minute that the prophecy as related by Trelawney referenced Neville and not Harry? Focuses on the relationship between Snape and Lily in this circumstance.
Post DH. Severus Snape survives. But, he's a little crazy, so he heads to Lily's old house and passes out on her doorstep. Fortunately, a kindly Muggle nurse finds him and takes him to the mental institution where she works. Complete, loved writing this.
Sinistra points her nose down from the stars to see Argus Filch, scrubber of toilets. She freaks. He cries. Mrs. Norris meows. Then, just as suddenly as their relationship ends, he finds a new love. Also cameo appearances by Snape, Umbridge, Irma Pince.
Simply, I decided to try my hand at writing a series of drabbles. These are short 1 page verbal sketches about Snape in his teenage years. There is no plot, just some good plotless fluff.
She's elegant. She's got poise. She adores books. But she's just not smart enough to keep away from Argus Filch. Don't despair, Irma Pince, it's your birthday. My response to the 'Birthday' challenge from Review Lounge. During GoF.
Hermione is at a California Renaissance Faire in 2018; guess what she is doing there? Or, more interestingly, guess who she MEETS there? Rated for language, that's all.
Hermione walks home from work and suddenly meets her old potions master, Severus Snape. Gasp. Definitely a shocker, that. AU. Post DH, but Snape miraculously survives somehow. Oneshot unedited. HGSS.
Hermione and Snape get bulky and fall in love. This is a major fluffy oneshot. Does not strictly conform to HBP or at all to DH. Possibly most disturbing HGSS you'll ever read, but I think it's very entertaining. Especially for the holidays. DARK HUMOR.
My version of Book 7. Sirius makes his return to life. HGRW, SSOC, HPGW. A lot of plot holes and missing chapters. I'm never going to finish this. My first real HP fanfiction, didn't post it all for years after I abandoned it.
Snape dwells in California on business, and is constantly harangued by a 16yearold with a wacky imagination. A series of many short stories involving Snape and Cherry Peterson. 1 through 7 composed very badly, among my first writing endeavors on here.
Post DH. It's after the war. Hermione and Ron are making a memorial for those who died. Guess who is not there? Is it Dumbledore, Severus Snape, or Harry?
A story in which Snape turns against Dumbledore because Dear Old Dumbles was a manipulative INSERT INSULT!. Oh wait, that happened already? Bugger. Guess I need to change that scenario up a little bit. Maybe Severus can turn his spy skills to thieving.
Lily Potter and Severus Snape meet in an elevator, which stalls. And they are alone. Together. Should you be muttering 'Poor Lily', 'Poor Severus', or 'Poor James? Sometime before Harry's birth.
Severus and Lily first meet on the train to Hogwarts. Snape really wants to be a Gryffindor, for whatever reason, and then he changes his mind. Duh. Marauder Era.
Severus Snape knew how to bloody dance when he was a student? I thought he learned how from Lucius. But never mind, he's dancing with Lily Evans and probably going to get her pneumonia.
Oho, so James Potter is a coke addict, Lily Evans is an emotionally unstable witch, and Severus Snape just happens to be passing through? You dine with fortune, Lily Evans, you dine with fortune.
All I can say is...this was first inspired by a section of my giant 7th HP novel that never got finished in which my Mary Sue starts up an orchestra, getting Snape to conduct it. I was inspired by a friend from school to do this. Short story.
There's a murder...or five or twelve...abrew at Hogwarts. Who you gonna call? Hercule Poirot! He use his little gray cells to save the day. If, that is, he's able to catch the culprit before he strikes again! Set after PoA.
The world is completely overtaken by Death Eaters. Severus Snape is a captive for his loyalty to the Good side. James and Sirius come to pay him a visit...
After the downfall of Voldemort, Severus Snape is bored with his monotonous life. He begins to solve mysteries, starting with the oh-SO-important Stolen Secret Recipe.
Luna Lovegood's visiting the gravesite of the husband she lost twenty years ago. Guess who it was? I'll give you three chances to come up with his name. Really. I mean it.
Oh no. Going back to nature makes everyone mad. Severus Snape writes poetry? Luna Lovegood, charms professor? Dancing around in the dark under the statue of Anno the Wise? This short story will make you gag. The pairing alone could do that, I suppose.
Post HBP. Severus Snape has nothing to do the night after he killed Albus except sit in a barn and think about one Very Lovely Lady who wanted him. Angsty.
Oh one last kiss, oh baby one last kiss, it really mustn't miss, oh honey mustn't miss, I really need your love, hahaha, give me one last kiss' Severus Snape demands of Narcissa Malfoy. Or is it the other way around? Either way, Draco cringes.