Stories by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles

He wasn't a Death Eater; he was a werewolf. The war was over and he didn't care. But someone did. Post-Hogwarts, werewolf!Draco. Based on a now-debunked Reddit theory, but that's what AU is for.

"You don't want me to go forward in time and lay waste to the future?" "Nope." How a certain rumor in Cursed Child would have actually played out. Spoilers for Cursed Child.

The Doctor says he knows what happened. He is lying.

He owns you. What happened to Draco after Potter escaped Malfoy Manor. Takes place during Defiance and True Colors, but is canon compliant. Rated for torture.

The Second War is over, Voldemort aka Phil is dead, and the wizarding world is in shambles. What are Harry and his friends to do? Blog about it, of course! Sequel to The Hogwarts Blog. Again, moderately AU.

Regulus writes a rude note to Voldemort...and starts a trend.

President Snow never thought something so amusing would be the end of him.

President Snow is a horrible human being. What would a day in his life look like? Moreover, what would his LAST day look like? Someone in District Twelve knows the answer...

A boy and his uncle say goodbye...and more besides. Crackfic.

All the scenes that didn't make the final cut. Oneshots follow all characters, in all genres.

Asteria drilled him with a stare. "Either he's in or he's out, Neville. If we want Malfoy as our ally, we'll have to treat him like one." Slight AU. Companion piece to Defiance.

When James Potter and Sirius Black discover a secret notebook that allows Slytherins to communicate, all hell breaks loose. A Marauder Era Blog-type story.

Draco Malfoy was the first to discover the Fanfic Writers--and their startling power to alter his reality. He was not the last.

An unwelcome intruder on a summer vacation sets off a series of strange events for the Malfoy and Longbottom families. NextGen. Slight AU from DH epilogue. Sequel to True Colors.

Are you a wizard who has to drive a car? Do you have no idea what you're doing when you get behind the wheel? Well, you just sit right down and let Rodolphus Lestrange's Guide to Driving put your mind at ease!

Seven word profiles of Harry Potter characters. Not tragic. Not profound. Maybe not even coherent. Share and Enjoy.

Twenty years after the Second War, Draco returns to the family's stable. Just a big barn full of empty promises...or is it? Based on Poseida Lunar's "If Horses Were Wishes."

Crabbe and Goyle finally take McGonagall's advice- a bit too literally.

Voldemort's meeting with his Death Eaters goes very, very wrong.

"I will not lay my son on the Dark Lord's altar," Narcissa said quietly. "If Lucius wants to slit his wrists for the bastard, that's his business." Strong Cissy. Slight AU. DH based.

Hermione finds shelter with an unlikely group of Muggles.

Sirius and Regulus Black help Andromeda break up with her first boyfriend. Should she take their advice?

Crabbe and Goyle both find themselves in love with the same girl. The quickest way to a girl's heart is through a love song, right? Will they ever win her affection?

Tom Riddle has an Ebenezer Scrooge experience.

The real reason Gryffindor and Slytherin's friendship ended.

Lucius is in Azkaban. Draco and Narcissa are chronically depressed, so Bellatrix decides to cheer them up. Chocolate chip cookies make everyone happy. Right?

Tom's thoughts as he stands at his mother's grave.

Peter Pettigrew orders a cheeseburger...but there are problems. Will he ever get his cheeseburger?

A disturbing dream forces Tom Riddle to confront one of his deepest fears.

Billy Mays hosts the most important infomercial of his life.

While bored in class one day, Crabbe and Goyle decide to write poetry. Bask in the glory of their literary genius!

Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!

Snape finally gets to be the hero.

Here's another alternate ending for DH...please R&R!

Yet another one from me....

By popular demand, here is another alternate ending to DH from yours truly!

The most random alternate ending for the Harry Potter series ever!

Another random song parody because I'm stuck at home sick.

Voldemort's hairbrush has gone missing! Another random song parody while I wait for the plot bunny to come back.

Draco's thoughts after he joins Voldemort, sung to the tune of Amish Paradise.