Stories by zugrian

With Pansy by his side, Harry has survived the war and now it's time for the happily ever after. All he really wants is to live a quiet life and raise a family someday. Hopefully, all this 'Avatar of Death' nonsense won't interfere too much with those plans. Sequel to We're In This Together.

All of the Grey Wardens lie dead at Ostagar alongside the king. Ferelden is in turmoil, and the only hope to stop the Blight is a stranger from another world. Harry Potter thought that he had escaped a world full of war and destruction, but it seems his task may never be complete. He may not be the hero Ferelden needs, but he's the only chance they've got left.

This story takes the trope/cliche of Harry Potter working out to become a fitness buff to its logical and completely ridiculous endgame. Now it's time to meet Beefcake Harry, Dudebro supreme. Also starring his mentor, a great big buff guy... named Thanos. And stoner Dumbledore, because why not?

After the Chamber of Secrets, two unlikely allies bond over their similar backgrounds. Their plans for freedom take them on a different path through Harry's adventures and will bring them together in unexpected ways. HarryxPansy Proactive/Cynical/Independent/Morally Grey Harry

Harry Potter never went to Hogwarts. In fact, he had only been back in England for a few months. An auror now, he's got a new partner named Weasley and they've just caught a case that will eventually change... everything. AU, inspired by season 1 of True Detective.

Harry and Pansy are enjoying Christmas Eve, but their kids are wanting something more. Maybe a little Christmas magic will make their dreams come true?

After winning the war and defeating the Dark Lord, Harry thought he was finished being fate's chewtoy. He wakes up 14 again and has yet another date with the triwizard tournament. Now he's stuck in a time loop, trading his sanity for amusement, and the universe will never be the same. Includes: sex, violence, swearing, lunacy, bashing, and probably some silly tropes as well.

If Harry Potter thinks that he gets a chance to go hilariously bonkers and not take Luna Lovegood with him, he's got Another Thing Comin! Cue Judas Priest guitar riff!

An offshoot from We're In This Together, starting up during chapter 26. What if Pansy had become pregnant? How would becoming teenage parents change the path of the Potter family? A one-shot idea of what could have been. Strongly recommend reading the main story first. Begins after the Gryffindor vs. Slytherin match in Prisoner of Azkaban.