Harry Potter's the hard-bitten head of the DMLE. Only, someone wrote The Cursed Child, and I can't stop making fun of it. Harry's committed adultery with Hermione, is getting divorced and... that's the tip of the iceberg. And he might accidentally on purpose assault Draco Malfoy. Full of bad language. Warning: contains parts of Cursed child and Lawyer!Daphne. Not Novocaine.

After the war, Harry Potter vanishes from the wizarding world, slipping into the quiet anonymity of Muggle London. Haunted and hollow, he finds unlikely refuge behind the bar of a run-down pub, The Nags Head. When a lost bet forces him onto the open mic stage, his raw, aching voice—and battered guitar—ignite something neither he nor the regulars expected: hope.

The call of the void: the intrusive impulse that crosses a person's mind when faced with a potentially dangerous situation, the thrill that can trigger a surge of adrenaline, a self-preservation mechanism, or a feeling with which the marauders were all too familiar.

For as long as Harry could remember, there had always been a voice in the back of his head, giving him advice. but when the Dementors are about to kill him and Sirius, he finally gives him and listens to it. that might just be the best decision he's ever made or perhaps the worst decision the world has ever seen. (Not a Tom Riddle Jr/Harry Potter slash fic)

Three boys, each with their own abilities, come to Hogwarts for their education. It all sounds good. Learning, shelter, amazing scenery... It would all be good without the hidden threats that want to kill them. (Rated M for violence.)

What happens when time travel goes wrong? HG.

Harry gets to his ministry trial ten minutes early instead of five minutes late, and so meets his lawyer: a blonde witch dressed in pink. "Hi there! I'm Elle Woods." The littlest change can send our lives spinning in an utterly unexpected direction. Features unlikely allies, protective Sirius Black, wizarding politics, and the colour pink.

After Harry Potter runs away from his relatives' home for the sixth time, Albus decides something drastic must happen. Instead of sending a friendly witch from family services like he had done before, he sends Severus Snape in hopes of scaring the boy into staying put. But when a storm interferes with plans, Severus realizes why Harry runs away and a change of plans ensues.

While running from Lupin, Harry makes the decision to push Hermione away from his attack, and Lupin scratches Harry. What happens when Harry receives the power he needs instead of a curse to make a difference in the Wizarding World, and maybe the witches start noticing him much more? Rated E for Explicit Elements

In Lily and Severus's final year at Hogwarts, the war is no longer a distant threat, and the choices they make will define them forever. A night spent trapped in a castle lockdown forces a long-overdue reckoning between two best friends who were never meant to be more - and the boy who will do anything to keep them apart. Set before Lily and James officially begin dating.

It's Harry's second year. After meeting Ginny at the end of they year this part starts with Harry's not so fun summer. And goes through the second year of Harry at Hogwarts. How will Harry's and Ginny's friendship grow? Rating of the full series will probably increase as the characters grow older.

A marriage law…

A series of one-shots or random ideas I'm not sure how will go over with the fans. Any idea that randomly pops in my head will likely be posted unless I have more than four chapters. This will mostly be for Harry Potter and HP crossovers. Will also include older works.

This is a collection of related "oneshots" for my on going HP series. They are more or less 'cannon' and I feel add some depth to the story, but are not needed to enjoy the series.

Harry Potter learns that he is a wizard. Journey along as his world is forever changed and he returns the favor. Harry is destined the be the Dark Lord's equal, and he will be. powerful!Harry eventual Haphne Story starts with getting his letter, plan to illustrate the changes to canon early in his school years before going very AU.

Hermione was suspicious when she found an old journal amongst her things and Tom was intrigued the night someone else's handwriting appeared in his diary. Lord Riddle watches his past unfold while trying to make sure history repeats itself without destroying time or his future. He needs a drink. Tomione. Canon shifted up 20 years. No TT/Horcruxes/Prophecy. Slytherin!Hermione/Harry.

Severus Snape survives the war thanks to Hermione, and now he has a new singular focus in life: Hermione. Possessive Snape, AU where only Dumbledore died in the war as far as named characters, it is only going to be 9 chapters. Story posted as edits finished. Inspired by ReliantK's song Getting Into You, with the context changed

At the end of 3rd year Hermione Granger uncovers a shocking truth: she is actually Estella Malfoy, Draco Malfoy's long-lost twin sister who was kidnapped as a baby. As the revelation shatters her sense of identity, her friends feel betrayed and quickly turn against her, leaving her isolated and confused.

Reality itself bends when Harry Potter crosses worlds. In this new reality, he rises again. (SNARRY)

A Muggle with a Soulmark. A Wizard losing control. Draco searching for answers. Fate ties Sam to the wizarding world closer than ever imagined

In the fifth year, one mistake breaks the marauders apart. Remus finds comfort in Lily, and James comes closer to Regulus Black. As time heals, and the group mends, tragedy strikes: Regulus Black is gone and war creeps closer. Seventh year is chaos. The Order of the Phoenix rises, friendship shifts and love finally blooms. A canon-compliant, filled with headcanon, journey from teen

This starts where the 7th book epilogue ends. In the wake of the Wizarding War, the Malfoys are outcast because of their alliance with Voldemort AND then from betraying him, and Draco's son must bear it all. Not only does Scorpius now have to overcome the chaos of Hogwarts, he must also overcome the taint of his family name and prove he and his kin are worthy of being wizards.

A prophecy is only real when allowed to occur naturally, so when a series of unexpected events happen in the summer before 5th year, a second prophecy long lost deep in the Ministry of Magic awakens, telling of rare magic and an incredible bond to be forged between the most unlikely people. This magic and bond will be the end of the Dark Lord.

Hermione Granger is returning to Hogwarts for her 7th year although this year things are different. With only 7 of her former classmates joining her, they will be living and learning in a new way. Things start going wrong when strange things happen at the castle. Can Hermione help figure out what is going on or will the castle become increasingly hostile towards its inhabitants?

James and Lily didn't die that October night. Some how, some way they're living in Seattle with their daughter Rose Marie Potter. But James, a detective, keeps getting flashes of a strange life. Dreams of a boy that looks just like him, but with Lily's eyes. Those brilliant green eyes pleading for help. Is this all fake or is their life a fake. James and Lily will find out.